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Joke of the Day
"He wants my carcasses apparently. I think autocorrect won that round."
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"""Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks combined."" - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark."
"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"
"5-year-old daughter: *looks in the mirror* Can you get me something to match my cowboy boots? Me: What? 5-year-old: A horse."
"I have no problem getting women into the sack... ... it's getting the sack into the back of my van that's the problem."
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks."
"Dad I'm gay *Dad rips newspaper* ""WHAT"" I like guys dad ""Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second"""
"A seal walks into a club... that is all."
"Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died."
"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"