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Joke of the Day

"""Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks combined."" - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark."

"The real reason David beat Goliath is that when David threw a rock, Goliath threw scissors."

"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"

"i have been trying to teach my dog to speak English.... but his skills are ruff"

"Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!"

"An Mexican, African American, and Jew walk into a bar... the bartender says *get the fuck out*."

"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"

"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""

"Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution."