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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died."
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"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"
"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"
"What do people typically get at Whole Foods? Ripped off."