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Joke of the Day

"PLEASE NOTE...The charity event tonight for men that can not ejaculate as been cancelled. . There's just not enough people coming"

"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"

"[planning heist] Me: We'll need the element of surprise. Neil deGrasse Tyson: [appears] Actually, such an element does not exist. Hi, I'm Ne"

"My friend was frozen to absolute zero... He's pretty 0K with it."

"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Punctuation Let's eat Grandpa Let's eat, Grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life ."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh."

"Sex ed. It's the in thing."

"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."