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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"
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"You should really buy stock in K-Y Jelly It can only go up."
"What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick? You have to cut her fingers off so she can't tell anyone!"
"A woman walks into a grocery store with a duck... A clerk says, ""Hey! You can't bring that pig in here!"" The woman says, ""It's not a pig. It's a duck."" The clerk says, ""I was talking to the duck."""
"I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard"
"Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called ""Humidity"" so that fans in Florida will be able to say ""It's not the Heat that's so bad it's the Humidity."""
"A pirate decided he wanted to retire He sold all his gold on eBay."
"Coworker: How are you doing this morning? Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you?"
"I like to shoot at stop signs, especially those little ones on the side of school buses."
"Two aerials get married... .. the Reception was amazing."