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Joke of the Day

"A seal walks into a club... that is all."

"Shakespear's hip hop stage name Will.i.ambicpentameter"

"Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer."

"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"

"There was an M&M in my spaghetti.. He was an M Pasta"

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."

"After years of poor yields, Old McDonald will have to sell his farm... ... to cover what he e-i-e-i owes."

"PSA: DON""T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS We purchased one earlier this week and it shot down a Russian warplane :("

"How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus."

"It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready"