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Joke of the Day
"A seal walks into a club... that is all."
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"Why do Jews get circumcised ? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"
"So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute..... She had the Prettiest face I ever came across."
"How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling."
"If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?"
"Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo"
"You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
"Mickey: ""Minnie, I'm leaving you."" Minnie: ""What!? Are you fucking crazy!?"" Mickey: ""No, I'm fucking Daisy"""
"What's a best friend? One who goes out and gets two blowjobs, then comes back and gives his buddy one"
"What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents"