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Joke of the Day

"So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, ""Gee, I really hate my step-mom."" The other one replies ""Well why don't you try the potatoes?"""

"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."

"Blonde joke Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducked."

"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."

"Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."

"A little guitar humor I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor"

"Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up."

"Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield wiper blades, SHE DOES NOT MEAN FOR CHRISTMAS!"

"Officer: I'll need to see a photo ID. Me: (pulling out a selfie at an R.E.M. concert) That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight."

"""We need to talk"" *stop, drops and rolls *Army crawls out of the room"