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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."

"Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming."

"Interview Employer: ""This is an important job, we need someone who is responsible."" Applicant: ""I'm the one you want! At my last job, every time there was a problem, they said I was responsible."""

"Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy"

"ME, HOLDING A MIC TO MY DOG'S MOUTH: who's a good boy DOG: your mom ME: please take this seriously"

"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."

"I went on to AA.com looking for help with my drinking problem, but somehow walked away with plane tickets to Oktoberfest."

"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."

"Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."

"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"