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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."
Next Joke
"Mouldy sausage? What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger."
"What do you call the wafers you eat at church? Jeez-its"
"I farted today on the bus... I farted today on the bus and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice."
"My signature move is texting ""There in 5"" while I'm 80 miles away and embroiled in a Kung Fu Dance battle with an uncouth cattle farmer."
"Chinese girls just aren't that into me. I wish I had more of a Tai Pei personality."
"Stretching before working out is for wussies could someone please call 911?"
"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked. J.K................... Rowling"
"Always trust your dog's first impression of someone."