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Joke of the Day

"[2021] One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA."

"I was walking down the street one day.. and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'."

"My friends David reviewed Auschwitz on Tripadvisor... ..he gave it a star."

"Hey guys! I reversed entropy! yportne"

"i just went to a bar god damn, it was one sharp crowbar."

"I'm always surprised how quickly ""you're so funny"" turns into ""everything is a fcuking joke to you."" (usually about 3 months)"

"Q: What do you call a tree from Tulsa? A: An oakie."

"If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them"

"Egypt. Palin. Walmart. Facebook. KE$HA. Bieber. Typos. Snow. Zombies. Superpowers. FFs. Your mom. Boom, I just won Twitter."

"What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster? One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach."