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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It's true, It runs in your jeans."

"Hello, Doctor. I have a problem - people ignore me... - Next."

"I got this joke about ocular herpes... But the girl who gave it to me didn't want me to tell anyone."

"You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you."

"Just snipped off a toddler's faux-hawk while his mom was in the bathroom at Starbucks, because I give a shit about the future."

"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."

"I only believe 12.5% of what the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."

"what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team? I never knew I had it in me."

"Women, should start bragging about their size like men do. For example, I happen to be hung like a Tic-Tac."