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Joke of the Day
"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."
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"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."
"Have you heard of the hypochondriac who had issues with his bowels? He was always full of shit"
"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."
"Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote ""California"" for ethnicity on her clinic forms."
"What do you get if you jack off Donald Trump? you could say, I vank a Trump"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a buck and deer nuts are under a buck."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457"
"Why are you all sweaty? I was watching cops"
"Why do melons always have church weddings? Because they cantaloupe."