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Joke of the Day
"Hello, Doctor. I have a problem - people ignore me... - Next."
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"""This guy gets it."" - me, whenever I see someone sleeping"
"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."
"So a baby seal walks into a club Ba-dum-tssss"
"Boss: Dan why is your hand raised? Me: can I go to the bathroom? Boss: Dan you're 23. This is a business meeting Me: so that's a yes?"
"Sorry I handed you a broom when you asked for a ride."
"What kind of computer says ""Hello""? A Dell"
"If your Uncle Jack helped you off the horse... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the horse?"
"Fatboy Slim announced that he's releasing a monthly cookie delivery service It's called 'Snack My Bitch Up.'"
"My friend went to a party as the Spanish Inquisition... Nobody expected him"