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Joke of the Day

"I only believe 12.5% of what the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."

"Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail."

"Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend? He's super clingy."

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some People have 10. Its simple meth."

"What begins with an ""s"", ends with a ""x"" and leaves a guy blown away? Semtex."

"I just got a new job at a gay magazine. I'm a poofreader."

"A man walks into a graveyard bar ""Can I get a beer?"" he asks as he walks up to the bar. ""I'm sorry,"" replies the bartender. ""We serve only spirits."""

"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""

"Meatloaf said: ""I would do anything for love, but I won't do that""... ...he means lose weight. -&y"

"Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow."