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Joke of the Day

"I got this joke about ocular herpes... But the girl who gave it to me didn't want me to tell anyone."

"The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem."

"What do you call a boat that won't float? Bloated."

"Between men and women... There's a vas deferens."

"What do you call a woman who turn straight guys into gay? Spatula."

"What do you call a disabled Lego? An O."

"whats red and bangs on the window? A baby in the microwave"

"How many redditors does it take to get a joke? Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong."

"Taking my dog to the park is the same as my checking Reddit... We check out all the posts and piss on half of them."

"Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet? No? K."