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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you."

"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."

"I'm great at drinking and driving but I would never do them at the same time."

"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."

"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."

"Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo."

"What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren? SWAT Sticka's!"

"Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts."

"My bologna has a first name... ... it's m-o-o-n."

"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."