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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West ruined his chances of having sex with Taylor Swift this weekend... TIDAL and his album release have proven he's premature."

"""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store."

"All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute A says, ""Alpha queue""."

"Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's."

"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."

"What's the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I'm not Willie Nelson..."

"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"

"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."

"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."