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Joke of the Day
"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."
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".5% of life is spent with accidental throat bubble Kermit voice."
"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"
"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."
"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."
"What's green and invisible? This cabbage"
"What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!"
"It's obvious that God doesn't hate gays; because if he did he would have made a plague or something to wipe them out."
"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."
"What I reply with when someone asks, ""What'd the comment say?"" [Removed]"