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Joke of the Day

"Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!"

"What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)"

"Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her. Me: ""I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"" Her: ""Oh yess, I can't wait!"" Me: ""That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"""

"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."

"The airport lady at passport control saw I was American & warned me there were no McDonald's past security. I feel very profiled & grateful."

"Parents always loved asking this joke. If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour."

"There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction. It checks homogloben levels."

"If you have your underwear on over top of your pants, I'll let you in line in front of me at the pharmacy."

"What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!"

"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"