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Joke of the Day

"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"

"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."

"When thirsty you should always drink apple juice.. Because OJ will kill you."

"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."

"Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !"

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive..."

"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."

"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"

"Teacher:""Okay class, time to take a test. Please take out your no.2 pencils."" *Takes out no.1 pencil* ( )"

"My dad and I never got along We have been butting heads since the womb"