91613

Joke of the Day

"""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store."

Next Joke
 
"I have no job, no car, and I live with my parents. Making a Tinder profile as a teenager is difficult."
"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."
"Women's underwear Half-assed and still successful"
"Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!"
"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."
"All these Fifty Shades of Grey jokes... Guys, stop, they're whore-ible."
"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"
"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."
"*buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?"