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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."
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"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"
"A really drunk guy... A really drunk guy gets into a taxi and says ""Heeeyy cab guy, can I leave the pizza and the beer in the front seat?"" ""yeah no problem"" -BHLUAGHH-"
"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."
"ME: Take care of my cat while I'm away? HITMAN: [screwing on silencer] No problem."
"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo."
"magician: ""think of a letter, any letter"" me: ""ok"" magician: ""now double it"" me: [visibly confused]"
"Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy"
"What do you call someone whose GPA is greater than the number of inches their dick is? Asian"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."