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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."

"If you don't have any feelings watching a kid cry, most likely it's your kid."

"If someone tweets in the bathroom they are live streaming."

"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."

"If I were British I would carry around a monicle and drop it whenever I was horrified"

"Why are white people racist against black people? Cause they have smaller PPs lol"

"If you're happy and you know it, share your meds"

"Girlfriend just called me by my full given name.This is gonna end poorly."

"-You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*"

"Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles."