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Joke of the Day

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""

"I'd probably die of starvation in England I heard that face sitting is illegal."

"Black Betty An African lady named Betty came into a restaurant and asked the server, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" The server replied, ""No, Black Betty, it's ham or lamb."""

"I'm at the age where ""pop, lock, and drop"" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves"

"""I have found our arguments quite useful - almost as useful as those I had with my father."" - Spock and the guy I end up marrying."

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran."

"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."

"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous."

"How much Blow Can Charlie Sheen Do?.. ..... Enough to kill 2 and 1/2 Men"