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Joke of the Day

"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"

"That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first."

"Turkey and Russia Turkey is going to be Putin place by Russia."

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend"

"Why did the chicken get a strike? Because it was a fowl."

"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."

"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his Ipad to comfort him I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in flash."

"When I change my son I don't use diaper cream, I use anti-wrinkle cream. He'll thank me as an adult with the smoothest balls in history."