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Joke of the Day
"Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?"
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"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"
"How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods? Very exciting"
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me."" You reply with ""That's the point."""
"I don't want a boyfriend. Just someone to call me beautiful, love me right, and fix the clogged drain in my bathtub. Mostly the drain thing."
"A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story"
"What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch."
"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"
"What kind of water do ducks drink? Bottled Waddle."
"How do you get the political science grad off your lawn? Pay for the pizza"