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Joke of the Day

"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public"

"A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out ""What do you think you're doing?"" ""Just heating up dinner"" she replies."

"""This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now."" ~ Dr. Seuss"

"59 thousand years ago, six sapiens were bathing and rubbing each other No homo tho"

"Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season he throws out the first meatball!"

"Thought of a Chuck Norris joke today. This user no longer exists."

"Keep clam. I'm dyslexic."

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"Made yah look."

"Julian Assange became a role model for hackers worldwide by crashing at a friend's place indefinitely & never paying his share of any bills."