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Joke of the Day
"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. I am jobless now."
Next Joke
"Apparently ""Which one?"" wasn't the best answer when my gf's dad asked me ""What are your intentions with my daughter?"""
"Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area."
"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."
"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"
"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"
"ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me"
"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"What did the pervert say to the Sex Detective? I'm sorry officer I didn't know this was your jurisdicktion. I heard this on a movie years ago, can anyone guess which one it was?"
"Did you hear about the football player that went to prison ? He went from being a tight end to being a wide receiver"