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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the football player that went to prison ? He went from being a tight end to being a wide receiver"

"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it's little Lego friends."

"Sometimes I get so wrapped up in my own problems that I forget there are people having real fights on the internet."

"FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything."

"What do you call money that grows on trees? Marijuana"

"Regarding today's semi-final: What is the difference between Brazil and a brassiere? One is full of boobs, while the other is a piece of clothing."

"I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee."

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"A power-tripping mod finds a comment he disagrees with... [deleted]"

"I've had about 13 beers so I guess I'll give myself a haircut"