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Joke of the Day

"What does a suicidal multiple personality say every morning? If I don't kill myself soon, I will!"

"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"

"My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is"

"Only France would name a city ""to lose."""

"What is the difference between a soap and a jew? There isn't."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? You'd think that but it's the C."

"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."

"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology Has been my Achilles elbow"

"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... And woke up exhausted"

"Why can't you tell when a Pterodactyl goes to the toilet Becuase the P is silent"