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Joke of the Day

"Mountains aren't just funny.... They're hill-areas!"

"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog"

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this."

"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."

"I don't know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt."

"ME [8:49PM]: on my way, taking a crab GF [8:50PM]: u mean a cab ME [8:52PM]: not exactly. be there in several days"

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."

"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."