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Joke of the Day

"What's the most fun a monk can have? Nun"

"COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer"

"A black, a Jew, and a gay enter a bar.. .. made you look"

"Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!"

"Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could ""humpback"" at my place."

"What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say ""hi"" to you at the liquor store"

"My sex life..."

"How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA? He was all over his wife at the parade"

"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"

"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"