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Joke of the Day
"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."
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"What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrana**sore ass** Rex"
"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free"
"""You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep."" -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow"
"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"
"Why is star wars the most disgusting movie? Because its the most grossing."
"Just farted loudly outside my office before checking to see if anyone was nearby. Nobody was. It's called the #edge, & I am #livin on it"
"What do the Brits say when there's actually blood on something?"