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Joke of the Day
"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."
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"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."
"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."
"President Trump! What about the aliens from space? We need a ROOF!"
"What goes ""Tick Tock, woof woof""? A watchdog."
"Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my ""I ? Karaoke"" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever."
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"Do you know what would happen if you'd freeze someone to -273.15 degrees Clesius? That person would be 0K Edit: Just noticed that I flopped the title. :("
"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"