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Joke of the Day

"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."

"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"

"A time traveler walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"I'm not going to heaven because I'm afraid of heights."

"I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights... The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights."

"It doesn't bother me when people tell me my dick is a joke. But I love it when they can take a joke."

"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"Why should a woman President never masturbate? Reports that she has her finger on The Button would cause panic."

"Trump and Hillary fall into an ocean. Who will be saved? America."

"This morning I jogged for 30 swear words."