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Joke of the Day

"Every joke about reddits mods [removed]"

"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."

"Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"Internet porn? When I grew up... ...it was hard to come by."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What do u call a disadvantage for being east-indian Hindi-capped"

"How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !"

"I remember how my uncle died.. Driving an 18 wheeler rig down a long, icy road in the pitch black with no working headlights. He swerved and suddenly BAM! Cancer."

"[pulls away from kissing] do you ever pretend nfl players with dreadlocks swinging around under their helmets are predators"

"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"