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Joke of the Day
"If everyone jumped off the docks I would too. I'm a sucker for pier pressure."
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"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair...."
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Cause it wasn't born yesterday."
"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"
"'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.' -Moms"
"Men couldn't be trusted with multiple orgasms. I've seen the mess they make with one."
"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""
"Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader"
"You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena. You are not a Cheeta if you do it in the Hyena."
"""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it."""