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Joke of the Day

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... It was exhausting."

"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"

"DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A COP Ok, now that there are definitely no cops reading this...I'm trying to find some cocaine for this weekend guys"

"My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is ""Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."""

"Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough."

"What did the cop say to his belly button? You're under a vest lol"

"Irony= someone tweeting about how broke they are and at the bottom of their post it says: 8 minutes ago via iPad 2 -__-"

"What do you call a racist cereal? Special KKK"

"What's the difference between porn and music? Volume..."

"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"