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Joke of the Day
"Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit. I Kermited a major offense"
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"What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say? YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell."
"Interviewer 1: Describe yourself in one word Me: Hired Interviewer 2:[whispers] Holy shit can she do that??"
"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."
"HER: Let me know when you get your shit together. ME: So I guess this is goodbye."
"Hi, I'm black and I really can't stand it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. They say old habits die hard, but some habits never die.. Like the white men leaving us hanging"
"Let's simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call."
"What do you call Bill O'Reilly? Ass seen on TV."
"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"