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Joke of the Day

"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door."

"Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field"

"I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought He's trying to pull a fast one."

"What's the biggest advantage to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"A guy called into work and says, ""Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I'm not coming into work this morning!"""

"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"

"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""

"I like my men how I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement."