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Joke of the Day
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"
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"Why do Republicans use rulers? They want everything to be straight."
"How does Hillary Clinton clean her glasses? By deleting the mainframe."
"What I learned from Titanic was that u need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person u like cause u never know what might happen."
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor! I've broken my arm in several places!"" The Doctor looks at him like he's an idiot and says ""Well then, don't go to those places..."""
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"
"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""
"If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg."
"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."
"What do you do before deploying a tickle into production? A testicle!"