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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me or are they doing everything but having sex in Viagra commercials."
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"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"
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"If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy."
"What does the floor of my house and a girl with a partial nudity fetish have in common? They both feel a lot wetter when Ive got socks on."
"How many disappointments can you fit into a van? I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house."
"Drank the liquid from my Magic 8 Ball and now I can predict the future with even less accuracy than I could before."
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"How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: ""WOOF!"""