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Joke of the Day

"In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I touched them, a giant net fell on me. Damn booby trap."

"chewing tobacco must've been a hard sell: Do you like nicotine but hate smoke but love to spit smelly wet chunks of leaves? Well guess what"

"Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says ""gurgle gurgle"" and they both drown..."

"I'm addicted to brake fluid But I can stop whenever I want"

"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"

"What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics? They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy."

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. Because its a no contact sport."

"Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits? Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free."

"I wrote a book on DIY. It comes with a free pen."