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Joke of the Day

"chewing tobacco must've been a hard sell: Do you like nicotine but hate smoke but love to spit smelly wet chunks of leaves? Well guess what"

"Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey have sex with her husband? She doesn't have a husband."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word."

"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"

"What do you call a possessed chicken? Poultrygeist."

"Why can't Kimbo Slice beat Mike Tyson? Because he's dead."

"[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals Because I like my MILFs fresh."

"what's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on your organ."

"What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor"

"Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot? Because he Neverlands"