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Joke of the Day
"I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. Because its a no contact sport."
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"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"
"Wanna hear a Bill Cosby joke? Drink this first."