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Joke of the Day

"Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says ""gurgle gurgle"" and they both drown..."

"When impersonating a coworker, I like to add a little extra dumb to their voice."

"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."

"Trump isn't bad for the economy. Because of him, Correct the Record increased it's operational budget by 600%."

"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."

"Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her. Edit: unnecessary words"

"Tony the tiger has a sleeping problem. His teeth grate!"

"How do you get everyone to click on your post? [NSFW] Put [NSFW] in the title."

"I went to my doctor without any money and begged If you fix this diarrhea I'll do you a solid."

"A nudist colony is where both sexes go... ...to air their differences."