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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to brake fluid But I can stop whenever I want"
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"Australians don't have sex Australians mate."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 110 stories in 4 seconds"
"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"
"What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue? [OC] Icy dead people!"
"Hey guys keep up the ""Bush did 9/11"" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears"
"There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling"
"A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'"
"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."