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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a book on DIY. It comes with a free pen."
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"My dog reminds me of my ex. She doesn't pull her weight financially and she's scared of the vacuum."
"""What's that?"" A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* ""WTH!?!"""
"I guess one thing can be said about the election... It was allright."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."
"What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."
"One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me."
"Did we ever figure out how... Suga Suga got so fly?"
"What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy."
"God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald"