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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits? Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free."

"I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly ."

"What is the best time to watch Predator? Anytiiiiiiiiiime"

"You're only as old as you feel, they say. So, 80. Today it's 80."

"Do you know how to tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? They taste different."

"[God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food"

"I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid."

"How do you steal a coat? You jacket"

"Did you hear about the guy from Parks & Rec who crashed his plane? It was comic Aziz."

"Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation"