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Joke of the Day

"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."

"Roses are red, except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors."

"How loud is John Cena? #xDb"

"The one thing you can get your dog to do that your wife won't Come"

"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want"

"A black guy and a white guy fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?"

"What was the General's answer... to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? ""Tanks, Obama."""

"I accidenty said Hi to a feminist the other day... My court case starts tomorrow"

"A couple of letters drove out to the desert and took all their clothes off. They were arrested by the sands sheriff."

"Why do cows have bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."